How to Grow a Pirate King

If you've explored enough of the site to end up here,
by now you've got to be wondering:

"Rob seems so...Normal.
How did he ever end up as the Pirate King?"

There have been four major influences in my life that I can blame, I mean, THANK for the way I turned out. 
Litigation is ongoing, but for now check 'em out below:


Influence #1: Indiana Jones

Click Above!

The first major influence on my life was someone I think everyone knows pretty well.  Indiana Jones taught me...
  • "It belongs in a museum!"

  • Chicks dig Scars


Influence #2: MacGyver!

Click Above!

The Second major influence in my life was someone that every child should be Forced to know.

MacGyver taught me...
  • A little research beforehand can go a long way

  • There's nothing you can't do if you have a Swiss Army Knife, a roll of duct tape, and a little common sense


Influence #3: Tales of the Gold Monkey

Click Above!

The third major influence in my life is someone that I would be highly surprised if anyone besides me even remembered a crappy little TV show called "Tales of The Gold Monkey", but it taught me...
  • Don't go out of your way to look for trouble; It'll usually find you soon enough

  • Always hit the biggest guy first


Influence #4: Errol Flynn

Click Above!

I'd find it pretty hard to believe that anyone could not know the fourth major influence in my life.  This man pretty much wrote the book on Swashbuckling...

Rest In Peace, Captain.


Click on the Piece of Eight to return to the Main Page