Pirate Pickup Lines

10. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there

9. They don’t call me "Long John"
because my head is so big

8. Come on up and see me urchins

7. That isn't a belaying pin in pocket,
but I am happy to see you

6. Wanna walk me plank?

5. Let's get together and haul some keel

4. How'd you like to scrape the
barnacles off me rudder?

3. That’s the finest pirate booty
I’ve ever laid eyes on

2. Well, blow me down?
And my personal favorite...

1. Prepare to be boarded!

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